Blame it on a Simple Twist of Fate

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You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

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-Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)

I’M CRYING THIS IS THE CUTEST STORY EVER ANTHONY MACKIE DOES WHAT WE WOULD ALL DO AS A CELEBRITY THIS GUY IS THE BEST

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digbicks:

Human Error, Victoria Siemer

Brooklyn-based graphic designer Victoria Siemer, also known as Witchoria, has an ongoing photography series updated weekly called Human Error in which the artist digitally overlays an existential or lovelorn computerized error message over a scanned Polaroid. The error message prompts the viewer for an action or to wait, illustrating the futility of this technological exercise when perceived in the context of heartbreak or ennui.

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'Cause every time I think, think about it. Memories take me back to all of the wildest times

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pokemon-for-social-justice:

thomasadventurestory:

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jonnyfuzzingvaughan:

danthemedicman:

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White People: “You blacks need to get over what we did to you. It was so long ago and it wasn’t even that bad. So what if us honest hard working christians could attend a lynching after church, where’s the issue in that?”


this shit was happening like 40 fucking years ago

hell this shit STILL HAPPENS

mind blowing

The fact that he has on a u.s. army sweatshirt is just
…..

these two guys (including Army sweatshirt guy) were helping the one guy escape a white mob

there’s another photo of them helping him walk away to safety

who knows what really happened, history is all fucked up.

history is incredibly fucked up and the 1943 race riots in Detroit were incredibly fucked up

but the second photo is much more clear about the interactions between these three. Source on the 2nd photo was an issue of Life magazine from the time.

Well done Tumblr. You posted a picture without context and made two of the nicest people look like complete monsters.

THIS IS AN EXACT REPRESENTATION OF MEDIA MAKING YOU SEE WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO SEE

Some Tumblr SJWs are so desperate they will literally lie to make their point.

Way to go Tumblr, good one.

Again the people on this FUCKING HELL of a site.

Does anybody need further proof on why Social Justice on Tumblr is the biggest joke on the internet? I don’t think so.

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